Much to the chagrin of Roger Goodell and the National Football League’s (NFL) Park Avenue marketing executives, the newest face of the League has evolved into a black quarterback. Not a fair skinned, high yellow mulatto like Patrick Mahomes; or, an articulate, curly haired, bronze colored all-American like Russell Wilson; but one with jet black skin and “Buckwheat” style platted hair who breaks verbs and butchers sentences. He...